Dusty Young – Joke After Joke After Joke

Dusty Young – Joke After Joke After Joke

PADDY CALLED HIS WIFE ON HER MOBILE PHONE AND SAID BE CAREFUL, ITS JUST BEEN ON THE NEWS THAT SOME IDIOT IS DRIVING THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE MOTORWAY, SHE SAYS, THERE’S MORE THAN ONE, I CAN SEE HUNDREDS DOING IT.

THERE WAS AN ADVERT IN THE IRISH PRESS YESTERDAY: FOR SALE – 12 VOLUMES OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. REASON FOR SALE: RECENTLY MARRIED, WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SLEEP IN THE NUDE, WHICH SOME PEOPLE FIND STRANGE ESPECIALLY ON LONG HAUL FLIGHTS.