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Dusty Young - Joke After Joke After Joke
PADDY CALLED HIS WIFE ON HER MOBILE PHONE AND SAID BE CAREFUL, ITS JUST BEEN ON THE NEWS THAT SOME IDIOT IS DRIVING THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE MOTORWAY, SHE SAYS, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE, I CAN SEE HUNDREDS DOING IT. THERE WAS AN ADVERT IN THE IRISH PRESS YESTERDAY: FOR SALE - 12 VOLUMES OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. REASON FOR SALE: RECENTLY MARRIED, WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SLEEP IN THE NUDE, WHICH SOME PEOPLE FIND STRANGE ESPECIALLY ON LONG HAUL FLIGHTS. -
Dusty Young - More Than 100 Irish Jokes - Vol 4
MY PAL MURPHY MET HIS WIFE IN TEXAS...HE ONLY WENT IN FOR A TIN OF PAINT! THE MAN AT THE CHECKOUTASKED "WILL I PUT THE PAINT IN A BAG SIR?" SAYS MURPHY, "JUST LEAVE IT IN THE TIN". I KNOW YOU ALL LIKE A LAUGH...WELL YOU'LL SPLIT YOUR SIDES WHEN YOU HEAR SOME OF THE STORIES AND JOKES I HAVE COLLECTED FOR YOU ON THIS CD. DUSTY -
Dusty Young - 150 Great New Jokes
SPLIT YOUR SIDES LAUGHING! OVER 150 CLASSICS - IRELAND'S SON OF FUN MY BROTHER WAY TO YOUNG...SHE WAS CHINESE PADDY SAYS "I'D LIKE TO BUY A BOOK BY SHAKESPEARE". "WHICH ONE?" ASKED THE GIRL... "WILLIAM" SAID PADDY "DADDY...WHERE ARE THE PYRAMIDS?" ASK YOUR MOTHER SON, SHE PUTS EVERYTHING AWAY IN THIS HOUSE!"